Category: Cretisium

Apr
28

Pitagoras

Pitagoras is a character you will encounter many times in the Lord of the Dumbs story. He’s not just anyone; he is the border guard between World Frumunder and Middlerth! As per the custom, in order to cross borders in […]

Apr
16

Valkiwi, The Warrior

This is the last wallpaper in our “hella awesome dragon” series. In this scene, Valkiwi is preparing to battle a dragon from Middlerth.

Apr
16

The Turapids

The Turapids can be used to travel quickly and easily from World Frumunder to the Upperites. Regarding the safety of this mode of transportation… Well, there have been a few incidents of death – but that’s the price to pay […]

Apr
15

Crocosaur

With jaws of steel, an ample dose of aggression and a resistant skin, the Crocosaur is undoubtedly a terrifying opponent. And yes, he does resemble an animal that we could find in our world. Nothing strange there… After all, Cretisium […]

Apr
02

The Suspended Village

To not give away too much too soon, we will keep this description somewhat brief… The Suspended Village lies in the mountains of the Upperites, not too far from the Slapping Bridge (which you must cross to get to the […]

Mar
31

Dragorat

Those who are squeamish beware! For the Dumb we’re presenting today will not suit everyone. Who could this unfortunate creature be? He’s Dragorat, a half-dragon half-rat who naturally suffers from an acute identity crisis. Though he seems to be a […]

Mar
27

Bullseye, A Real Hero

We have a new dragon! Yippee! To celebrate, we have created a lovely new wallpaper (just like we did for Stone Dragon… we don’t play favorites here). Check it out; it’s in the Goodies section!

Mar
24

Austarog Dubisuj

Today, it’s not a Dumb that we will introduce to you, but a character from the Lord of the Dumbs story. This isn’t just any character, though, it’s Austarog Dubisuj! He is the first one you will meet upon arriving […]

Mar
19

HBD Launchpad

Behind this somewhat obscure title is a very important message: a new wallpaper has been added to the Goodies! The theme? Launchpad, of course! Is that it? That’s it.

Mar
14

Putty

In the case that you haven’t yet understood, all the creatures in Cretisium are far from the sharpest knife in the drawer. Let’s take Putty, for example. If he seems stupid and a bit off-kilter, it’s because he is. Sometimes […]